Mary Ann's - Cleveland Circle — the Barnard Bathroom Review

Absolute mess. A nightmare. Something out of a cautionary tale. All these things describe the bladder and bowel emptying situation at Mary Ann's in Brighton, MA. This was the "restroom" that showed me enough was enough, and prompted the beginning of this review.

I'd like to start with assessing the privacy of the room. With no lock on the door, you'd expect that we'd see some kind of stall protecting the bowl, but this is not the case. Before you number 2, you should CERTAINLY check this review. While using the urinal, a gentleman walked in, locked eyes with me, said "oh fuck", and left. There's no telling the embarrassment that would have ensued if I'd been on the pot.

With two sinks, you'd more strongly expect a stall for the toilet. The mirror is covered with stickers including one advertising "SIMIDAWG PRODUCTIONS" with the slogan "I MAKE SHIT HAPPEN." By the way, the only way you're going to see yourself in the mirror, is if you stand between the toilet and wall, as I did for the selfie. The wall tiles are the worst shade of pink you could find at Home Depot. The World Dryer is outdated tech. There's a pretty nasty crack in one of the urinals.

This bathroom makes me upset, and I refuse to spend more time reviewing it.