Eagles Deli — the Barnard Bathroom Review

A great place for Boston College students to eat up and squat down, Eagles Deli has an interesting restroom situation. With a fantastic atmosphere at a glance, there were some... vandalism issues, that warranted an in depth discussion about public image.

"WHAT ARE You looking at(?) THE JOKE IS IN YOUR Hand" is just a mess of capitalization errors to begin with. I would expect more from the students of BC. Moving on, if we consider the differences in the male and female anatomy and possible restroom activities, the problem soon becomes evident.

This restroom is unisex, so assuming all possible activities are equally likely, there is at most, a 1 in 4 chance that the patron of the restroom will be a male, standing, and urinating facing the affected wall. Eliminating 75% of your joke audience is a mistake on the writer's part, and exposes the blatant sexism of public restroom graffiti.

Otherwise, the restroom was a treat to visit! The assisted flush, halogen lighting, and powerful water pressure gave it a good chance at a total rating of above 90%. I decided to exclude rating the few paper towels on the floor, as this is primarily a temporary issue. Perhaps I'll visit again for a second review, in hopes of a cleaner wall and mirror. Until then, thank you Eagles Deli for the opportunity.